Lucid sex dreams: recommended. I'm just saying.

Parents: do you clean your kids' rooms? Do you make them clean? Is there a reward system / allowance / privileges attached to it? I'm curious what different people choose to do.

Next time I start wondering why I don't feel like myself, remind me that I want the following things:

* Punishingly intense physical exercise
* Time alone to read a book
* Hugs
* Sleep

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Natalie, upon looking at her cinnamon-bun-icing-covered fingers, and looking at me:

*pause* "Mom, did you know that I carry a napkin around INSIDE MY MOUTH?"

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In a messy house, it is VERY EASY to hide presents in small semi-institutionalized bits of clutter. Which is good, because the girls have sleuthed out all the normal-hidey hiding places.

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